Find Your Daily Horrorscope!
March 21 - April 19
You are under the first sign of the Zodiac which represents a new beginning, and man, you need a new beginning. If you'll surrender your heart to Jesus, instead of being ruled by the war planet, you'll be loved by the living God. "If any person be in Christ, they become a new creation…." And the ram you wonder about is a picture of Jesus, the Lamb of God, who was slain at the Cross for your sins.
April 20 - May 20
You are under the sign of the bull with good reason. Everything you have ever trusted has turned out to be so much bull that neither lasts nor satisfies. How about repenting before God and coming under the sign of the Cross? You'll find the healing and rest for your weary soul.
May 21 - June 21
It's not your "twin nature" that's been your problem, it's your double mindedness. "Let not the double minded man think that he shall receive anything from the Lord." (James 1: 7). You need to be pieced together from the inside. Give Jesus your split personality and broken heart and allow him to make you the whole person that God destined you to be. Instead of always being "beside yourself," you can walk with God!
June 22 - July 22
You were born under the sign of the crab, which would be great if you were destined to be seafood. God has greater plans than this for you but you'll have to dump the, "it's my way or the highway" attitude and humble yourself like a little child before God. If you'll do this, and confess the Lordship of Jesus, you'll get a new nature and the name Christian instead of Cancer, which is a bummer of a name anyway!
July 23 - Aug. 22
Your symbols are the sun and the lion. The problem is that you're earthly minded and have missed out that you're supposed to love the Son of God who is also the Lion of the tribe of Judah. He's coming back for all those who love his appearing, but it will be a really bad day for those who don't. Get off the fence Leo and chose this day whom you will serve. Jesus is alone Lord of all!
Aug 23 - Sept. 22
You were born under the symbol of a virgin with grain in her hand. Jesus was born of a virgin named Mary (who later had other kids by her husband Joseph). The grain is a picture of Jesus' sacrifice on the cross. Jesus said, "Truly, truly, I say to you, unless a grain of wheat falls into the earth and dies, it remains alone; but if it dies, it bears much fruit." (John 12:24). That is a picture of his crucifixion, death, and overcoming resurrection from the dead. Want to live forever? He offers eternal life to whosoever will believe upon his name.
Sept. 23 - Oct. 23
You were born under the sign of the balancing scales and your life has been a balancing act. Sooner or later, unless you utterly turn from the sin that is killing you, the scales will not weigh in your favor and you'll fall into an eternal devil's hell. Let the blood of Jesus wipe away your sins and you'll be forever forgiven. The demands of justice were met when Jesus died on the Cross. Jesus paid the price for your sins if you'll only believe in Him.
Oct. 24 - Nov. 21
You got stuck with being born under the sign of the deadly scorpion. It's a picture of your inherent sin nature with the sting of death waiting to finally end your earthly existence. The Good News is that if you'll call upon Jesus, his blood will take the sting of sin away from you and you'll become a beloved child of the living God.
Nov. 22 - Dec. 21
You were born under the symbol of the Archer. You get stuck with the fiery arrows of the evil one burning in your head and think you're going crazy. Nope, you're just blinded by sin. Put on Christ, and the full armor of God, and you'll be able to stand against the evil one who keeps shooting his arrows at you. What a choice, a walking target for the devil, or a wholly loved and accepted born again child of God. Make the wise choice!
Dec. 22 - Jan. 19
You were born under the sign of the goat. Jesus is going to have his warrior angels separate the sheep from the goats at the end of the age - and it's not looking too good for the goats. You can repent from sin and get a new heart, a new nature, and have your goat level upgraded to sheep status if you'll trust Jesus.
Jan. 20 - Feb. 18
You were born under the sign of the water barer. You're thirsty for something but don't ever know what. Nothing satisfies. Good news! Jesus has Living Water and if you'll drink from it, you'll have everlasting life. Jesus promised in John 7:38 "He who believes in me, as the scripture has said, 'Out of his heart shall flow rivers of living water.'" It sure beats walking around lost like your jug-headed zodiac symbol!
Feb. 19 - Mar. 20
Face it, Pisces, you're under the wrong fish sign. Ever notice that funny fish on peoples cars facing to the left (I mean the one without the feet, thank you!)? That's an old symbol for the Greek name of Jesus Christ, and he's the one you're searching through the stars for. The stars you worship are his creation and he's got bigger plans for you than merely worshiping large balls of burning gas suspended in space. Call upon the name of Lord and be saved.
Dear Zodiac devotee,
Your life isn't ruled by the sun, moon, and stars so forget your useless hexagram. Sin is what is separating your from God and the only remedy for sin the blood sacrifice made once for all by Jesus Christ at Calvarys' Cross. You will never find peace for your soul or trustworthy guidance outside of having a real relationship with the Living, loving God of Creation!
Romans 10: 9. If you confess with your lips that Jesus is Lord and believe in your heart that God raised him from the dead, you will be saved.
If you would like to know more about the eternal life that Jesus offers, please contact me at:
4744 Stone Hill Drive
St. Louis, MO 63128